" packed lunch "

 [ "packed lunch" ]

1: When a person fashions underwear out of cellophane, deficates inside the underwear, and wears it for the whole day.

  * e.g.,  ... That bitch came to school with a packed lunch. 

 [ "packed lunch" ]

1: to take one's girlfriend on holiday to avoid all the fucking about and loss of drinking time that goes with finding a suitable mate upon arriving at one's destination.

  * e.g.,  ... "i went to ibiza last year and wasted the first day and a half sorting myself out with a tart.i'm going to agya napa this year,and this time i'm taking a packed lunch". 

 [ "packing lunches" ]

1: to do exceptionally well or to have great success.

  * e.g.,  ... Player one: Dang boy, you haven't missed a shot all game! 

 [ "packing lunches" ]

2: to show someone up or simply accomplish a task well.

  * e.g.,  ... Payer two: I'm straight up packing lunches! 

 [ "Packing Lunch" ]

1: Eating extra food when you don't know how long it will be until your next meal. Eating a lot to keep yourself from getting hungry later.

  * e.g.,  ... Eric began packing lunch before work by stuffing his face with Fritos; who knew if he would get a chance to eat later. 

 [ "Packed Lunch" ]

1: When your mum shits in your lunchbox and sends you off to school

  * e.g.,  ... "Ooh I wonder what mummy's made me today... AAAARRRGHHHH A FUCKING STEAMING PACKED LUNCH" 

 [ "packing lunch" ]

1: A synonym for pwn or beast, referring to video games. To kick someone's ass while playing a video game, usually fighting games (Ex: COD)

  * e.g.,  ... "COD? I'm always packing lunch on that game" 

 [ "Packed Lunch" ]

1: variation of the warm lunch. After laying someone out on the floor and laying cling film over thier mouths. You deficate into the cling film and then fuck thier face until the cling film breaks. The variaton is to then tape thier mouths shut!

  * e.g.,  ... he gave her a packed lunch 

 [ "Dracula's packed lunch" ]

1: A used jamrag, an oozy sanipad.

  * e.g.,  ... Dracula's packed lunch was very tasty and he was feeling peckish that day. 

 [ "packing a lunch" ]

1: condom full of semen tied off on the top

  * e.g.,  ... Ramone: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off? 

 [ "packing a lunch" ]

2: Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

  * e.g.,  ... Leon: I am PACKING A LUNCH. 

 [ "packing a lunch" ]

1: condom full of semen tied off on the top

  * e.g.,  ... RON: Why are sitting on the toilet with a condom jacking off? 

 [ "packing a lunch" ]

2: Homosexual men do this in the morning before they go to work

  * e.g.,  ... TIM: I am PACKING A LUNCH.